Once there was a worried Parent whose only Son could not quite make up his Mind whether to join a High School Frat or go on the Stage.
Category: Knocking the Neighbors
Knocking the Neighbors By George Ade.
The book features 33 stories.
Author: George Ade
Illustrated by Albert Leverin
Publisher: Doubledy, Page & Company , Garden City, New York
Once there was a Girl with a gleaming New Hampshire Forehead who used to exchange helpful Books with a studious young Man who had an Intellect of high Voltage.
Once there was a Husky employed to crack the Whip around a smoky Works that did not offer an attractive Vista from the Car Window, although it blossomed with a fragrant crop of Dividends
One day a Married Woman who was entitled to a long row of Service Stripes on her Sleeve, sat in the Motor, and watched the remainder of the Sketch try out his new trick Monoplane.
One morning a great Judge, who had been promoted to the Bench because he could not connect as a Lawyer, climbed up on his Perch and directed the Lord High Sheriff to feed him a few Defendants.